Oh honey, that’s just how old houses are. They settle. They sometimes creak or groan, or quietly weep, or demand blood sacrifice in voices that sounds like the fluttering wings of a thousand moths. It’s just the house settling. For whatever it can get. Go back to sleep.
She’s sooo fantastic!!!
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Waking up on November 1st is literally like walking through a door from Halloweentown to Christmastown
What’s this? What’s this? There’s décor everywhere. What’s this? There’s carols in the air. What’s this? I can’t believe my eyes it’s just November come on folks I mean I swear. What’s this?
I FREAKING READ IT IN JACKS VOICE
I FUCKING SANG IT
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS
DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????
I’m fucking dying
I believe you searched the wrong thing,
Oh wait, never mind…
here you go guys, i found the lyrics and their meaning which makes it like 20x better. It literally means what he says it does.Ahsante sana [ Thank you very much ] Squash banana Wewe nugu [ You're a baboon ] Mimi hapana [ And I'm not ]
This is important
i just imagine trespassers coming on your lawn so you open this, they fall in the pool, and then you close it again.
eventually people are falling into a pool of skeletons if you gotta lotta trespassers
at least they won’t be bone dryCAN WE JUST HAVE ONE COOL POSTONE
this is really well done
and thats what you get for being a greedy asshole
I’ve gained like 10 followers from this freaking post
My mom teaches Kindergarten and I went to her classroom a few days ago and saw what appeared to be a small shrine dedicated to Jodie Foster in the corner of the room and I had literally no idea why it was there, so I asked my mom about it and she said it’s where the kids can go to tattle on each other so they don’t always do it to her
So basically my mom tells her little Kindergarteners to tell on each other to a magazine clipping of Jodie Foster that they call Miss Tattle and if you don’t think that’s the funniest thing then get out of my face
OMG, I can’t.
Oh man yeah this is a super common thing, we have one of these in my preschool room, too, except ours is a picture of Obama. When the kids are upset or angry or want to tattle or whatever they “Go tell the President” and its my favorite thing.
GO TELL THE PRESIDENT
modern day identity crisis.
Both both is good
Both is most definitively good. Nothing like a pair of slaying women.
I dunno if I wanna be you or be on you.
"this isn’t some project you can do in one night"
NOT UNTIL I SHIFT INTO
*misses deadline* i knew i should’ve gotten the turbo